Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE Black guy standing next to him. ? The big guy sees the little guy staring at him
Looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles,
Turner Brown.'
The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'
The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!
Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around'